Sadly there is not a photo because the beast moved before I could sneakily snap a photo.
In Lehi there was a group of very large ladies sitting on a park bench. One of them had major crack city hanging out, and I mean major! If I were to guess I am thinking she is at least 300 or so lbs. Right in the dead center of the dimply mass was a bright red thong. Yes the undies. HOLY Freaking crap. There are just certain things that should not be worn. Dave told me I couldn't take a picture in case she saw herself on here. I think I would have been doing the poor lady a favor. She obviously has fun house mirrors at home.
Well now that I have made everyone throw up in their mouth I have done my duty for today.
Maybe it didn't start out as a thong? I just thought of that. Well now I just feel bad.
Its a shame you didn't get a picture. But your wonderful imagery made it so I feel like I have actually seen a picture of this. Precious!
ReplyDeleteYou are so lucky you didn't take that picture of me! I would of foought you!
ReplyDeleteA couple of weeks ago at the aquarium, there was a lady with a giant, atomic wedgie. Seriously, if she would have opened her mouth, I would have seen her undies and jeans in her throat. I tried to take a photo, but it was impossible to be coy. So I just sat and laughed with Neal and Sarah.
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